Yo listen up here’s a story.
About a reddit user who ordered from Walmart.
And all day and all night he waited for this box…
But it leaked, this box, all over his stairs.
Blue, his stairs, with a blue little box and some blue liquid.
Now everything is blue for him:
In his mind, and in his feelings now,
’cause the delivery guy, fucked his shit
Dabosy
The delivery driver blue it
Yo listen up, here’s the story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
For the right mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
Bewaaaare… what is it though? Do you catch and blend smurfs or something?
You can’t ship Smurfs like that.
Is it bouncy like in portal 2?
Somebody is smuggling Smurfs again, and forgot to pack the box with ice.
Im gonna guess you need to claim at least one missing gallon of detergent
Your shipment of fails just arrived
My viagra week supply just melted…
Bet they won’t ask for Front Door anymore
☠️ Blueware
Walmart and their packaging is trash. They would shove 100lbs into these boxes and barely make it to the door.
Yo listen up here’s a story.
About a reddit user who ordered from Walmart.
And all day and all night he waited for this box…
But it leaked, this box, all over his stairs.
Blue, his stairs, with a blue little box and some blue liquid.
Now everything is blue for him:
In his mind, and in his feelings now,
’cause the delivery guy, fucked his shit
That smurf got smurfed in a drive by surfing. Better lock your doors
You got blue
This is more infuriating than a facepalm
Shit they done murdered a smurf
It’s important to be consistent.
Freakin smurfette holding bukakes again!
Time to blast Blue – Eiffel 65 and roll around in it.
Da bu de da bu di
Gargamel finally got an Amazon prime account.