Nah, ya just gotta rape ’em and pay the fam 50 shekels. Says so right in the bible, too.
From Deuteronomy 22
28If a man encounters a virgin who is not pledged in marriage, and he seizes her and lies with her, and they are discovered, 29then the man who lay with her must pay the young woman’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she must become his wife because he has violated her. He must not divorce her as long as he lives. 30A man is not to marry his father’s wife, so that he will not dishonor his father’s marriage bed.…
Bahahaha…… this to awesome and applies to so many other things like gay marriage. When two people love another God made sex as a bonding of that love. And on another note Matthew 7:1-5 do not judge. I know it’s a novelty concept to a lot of Christian Right and I think God meant it.
Show me a being that is so powerful and wonderous. One who knows all that there is to be known for it created it. One that we could never possibly fully understand even at the slightest level. One that cares about whether reproduction happens after a few sheets of paper are signed. Do you honestly think that if there were a being like this that it would care do you really think that trivial topics like this are on the top of this entity’s list of things to care about. Do you really think things like this are the point of life. If you were such a being would you care? This is a very broad statement I’m not trying to badger the poster or even target anyone specifically I’m just trying to put a thought out there. A thought that there are far more important things to life, a bigger picture to all of this than things like marriage certificates. I wish we could all just stop tripping over things like this and just come together as life forms. Here’s some fucking emojies to really get this pot boiling. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????✌????????????????????????????????????????????????
Dabosy
Even looking at the bible, animals were having sex before humans were, and they weren’t married.
And let’s not forget the little gem of Adam and Eve only having two sons.. And all of us come from Adam and Eve, now do the math.
Nah, ya just gotta rape ’em and pay the fam 50 shekels. Says so right in the bible, too.
From Deuteronomy 22
28If a man encounters a virgin who is not pledged in marriage, and he seizes her and lies with her, and they are discovered, 29then the man who lay with her must pay the young woman’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she must become his wife because he has violated her. He must not divorce her as long as he lives. 30A man is not to marry his father’s wife, so that he will not dishonor his father’s marriage bed.…
If I’m made in *God’s* image he’s into some pretty weird stuff sexually. However unlike *God* I always get consent *cough* Mary *cough*.
Husband and wife, or multiple sister wives, or underage nonconsenting concubines or slaves or, yeah the Bible is pretty lacking on Specifics here.
*”If God can create life at will, then why does he need to keep fucking my wife?”* – Joseph.
Then there is that little extramarital sex that resulted in the birth of Jesus…
I wonder, did Mary say “yes” or was it just assumed?
Also, show me God while you’re at it
Show me God’s and Mary’s marriage certificate
So not a bf and gf who are dating… But what about two strangers who met at a bar and never got eachothers names?
She is the spitting image of spiderus. Also if god made sex people wouldnt shart on eachother for fun. Unholy shit
Yeah, Mary is a prime example of this?
The Catholic church sure doesn’t think so.
Wait till she learn about Lilith.
Also, show the marriage certificate from Virgin Mary and that pigeon she fucked
Always nice laughing at dumb asses who think sex should “only” be for marriage.
And remember, Eve was Adam’s second ‘wife’… he was banging a demon before that
God wants us to be happy, that’s how I get to be happy.
Adam and Eve were commonlawed
Bahahaha…… this to awesome and applies to so many other things like gay marriage. When two people love another God made sex as a bonding of that love. And on another note Matthew 7:1-5 do not judge. I know it’s a novelty concept to a lot of Christian Right and I think God meant it.
Imagine thinking that either God or Christians invented marriage certificates.
She was just smart enough to type a response, but too dumb to actually realize nothing about it was relevant.
I just wanna know why God doesn’t want us having premarital sex. It’s just verboten with no explanation
And then explain to me how Adam and Eve only had 3 sons.
Is marriage in the Bible?
Show me a being that is so powerful and wonderous. One who knows all that there is to be known for it created it. One that we could never possibly fully understand even at the slightest level. One that cares about whether reproduction happens after a few sheets of paper are signed. Do you honestly think that if there were a being like this that it would care do you really think that trivial topics like this are on the top of this entity’s list of things to care about. Do you really think things like this are the point of life. If you were such a being would you care? This is a very broad statement I’m not trying to badger the poster or even target anyone specifically I’m just trying to put a thought out there. A thought that there are far more important things to life, a bigger picture to all of this than things like marriage certificates. I wish we could all just stop tripping over things like this and just come together as life forms. Here’s some fucking emojies to really get this pot boiling. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????✌????????????????????????????????????????????????
Through that logic doesn’t it mean people can have sex without dating or marrying?!
Tbf they were the first people ever lul who would even ordain them
An who TF is going to be the priest for Adam and Eve to be married
(Sorry if my grammar is wrong, correct me so I can learn better)