Hey Jim, I forgot to bring my toilet paper with me for this trip to the bathroom… mind giving me some of yours, or should I just use your bath towel again?
I get the food and toiletries though how does anyone think its appropriate to take money off someone who lives a life of their own and then restrict that freedom? The fuck is wrong with people.
‘You pay me to not live your life in the house!!’
Hey Jim, since I’m paying your mortgage and more, can my mom please use your toilet quickly. It’s her birthday and while it was wierd eating dinner in my bedroom We made do. can you make an exception just this one?
Sounds fair enough Kate. Just a quick question. What are the rules around daylight. Am I allowed to see it while in your apartment? If so what is the up-charge?
Yea… Good luck filling that room. Also, $75 to use their wifi? They’re straight up saying to use it, you’re paying for the entirety of it. Fuck that nonsense
As ridiculous as their demands are, I kinda feel them specifically about the soap and shampoo part. Why?
Because in college, I once had a roommate who leeched off my soap and shampoo for 4-5 months. He literally never bothered to buy his own from the moment we moved in, because he knew he had mine to count on…
Until one night. *The night*. I removed my soap and shampoo from the shower and hid it in my room. My roommate then went to take a shower. Me and my friend heard him frantically shuffling through all the drawers in the bathroom, slamming cabinets, to no avail. He had been busted. We were cackling about it in the living room, covering our mouths so that he wouldn’t hear us laughing.
He then took a shower of shame with water only, no soap or shampoo and subsequently walked out with an incredibly embarrassed look on his face. The next day, he finally bought some soap and shampoo.
Dabosy
???? this can’t be real, who would want to rent a jail cell ?
every line got worse than the last one
Kate and Jim don’t sound very nice
They’re gonna have an empty room for a while ????????????
Hey Jim, I forgot to bring my toilet paper with me for this trip to the bathroom… mind giving me some of yours, or should I just use your bath towel again?
I get the food and toiletries though how does anyone think its appropriate to take money off someone who lives a life of their own and then restrict that freedom? The fuck is wrong with people.
‘You pay me to not live your life in the house!!’
The amount of exclamation marks is giving me hives.
Almost worth lying to get in, then make their life a living hell. They basically gave you an instruction manual so you know exactly how.
Lmao! They are fucking crazy nobody is about to rent that control freaks room. This bitch said weekly room inspections.
You may not masturbatr after 4pm. A black light will be used during inspection to confirm no jizz residue exists…
You may fart, on alternate Fridays as long as you do it before 9pm and the volume is below that of a frog croak.
They said I cannot cook meat IN their house. I will put my BBQ grill right next to their bedroom window.
How much you wanna bet their rent is 1000 or less and the wifi is 40 bucks a month
Your guests can’t pee. ????
Hey Jim, since I’m paying your mortgage and more, can my mom please use your toilet quickly. It’s her birthday and while it was wierd eating dinner in my bedroom We made do. can you make an exception just this one?
I once came across a potential landlord who was like this. Needless to say, I declined.
I would rather live in a cardboard box and have my freedom than deal with a tyrant.
If I were a guest of the renter and were told I couldn’t use the bathroom, I’d shit in the yard.
Sounds fair enough Kate. Just a quick question. What are the rules around daylight. Am I allowed to see it while in your apartment? If so what is the up-charge?
Yea… Good luck filling that room. Also, $75 to use their wifi? They’re straight up saying to use it, you’re paying for the entirety of it. Fuck that nonsense
So a shower at 9pm. Followed by my favorite Spotify playlist as loud as possible while cooking a big juicy steak at precisely 9:31pm
Hey, what happened to that girl who was going off to college and she sent her new room-mates a list of all her demands before even getting there?
For rent: solitary confinement. Breathing is allowed on a prepaid basis only.
All I read are exclamation points.
Does the room include free strip searches as well? Asking for a friend…
Ok that’s reasonable.
Yeah, still fine.
Ok that’s a little weird, but still ok.
Uh….
Uhhhhhhh…..
Alright, you can fuck right off.
I don’t think this person understand what the concept of “renting” is
They spelled contact “Karen” wrong
What an inviting home that’s so expensive for a single room.
My 22yo just said, “Respectfully, you can cram that right up your ass.” ????
As ridiculous as their demands are, I kinda feel them specifically about the soap and shampoo part. Why?
Because in college, I once had a roommate who leeched off my soap and shampoo for 4-5 months. He literally never bothered to buy his own from the moment we moved in, because he knew he had mine to count on…
Until one night. *The night*. I removed my soap and shampoo from the shower and hid it in my room. My roommate then went to take a shower. Me and my friend heard him frantically shuffling through all the drawers in the bathroom, slamming cabinets, to no avail. He had been busted. We were cackling about it in the living room, covering our mouths so that he wouldn’t hear us laughing.
He then took a shower of shame with water only, no soap or shampoo and subsequently walked out with an incredibly embarrassed look on his face. The next day, he finally bought some soap and shampoo.
“Your friends must pay the price of a bladder infection if they wanna come over”
Dear Kate & Jim,
Fuck yourselves harshly.
Sincerely,
All perspective tenants