I can totally imagine Hiruzen sending sixty-nine messages to Danzo instead of actually doing his job lmao
Also I find it hilarious how in canon Itachi’s like “Danzo don’t you dare hurt Sasuke” but then Itachi goes and completely destroys Sasuke both physically and mentally like what-
(Itachi must be winning an award for The Worst Big Brother Ever… ”I did it because I love you” yeah right my ass as if those Tsukuyomis were necessary smh)
Allow me to inform you, btw, that I was eating peacefully until the image of Danzo on a scooter popped into my mind… needless to say, I am not eating anymore. Why did you have to put that image in my head?
When I read “Booty Call” at first I was like what the fuck who would be desperate enough to do it with Danzo and then I zoomed in on the picture and yeah it makes sense now… ya know, even the most disgusting items in nature find a way to fuck
bagon
What bothers me is that ‘booty call’
pleasssssse make one from sai please
Ino lost her job ????
Mito x kurama pls?
Maybe make one about sasuke
i still cant see the booty call lmao
I love these
In canon Tobirama was not his sensei. But I can totally see Danzo looking at him that way and being all “senpai!”
I can totally imagine Hiruzen sending sixty-nine messages to Danzo instead of actually doing his job lmao
Also I find it hilarious how in canon Itachi’s like “Danzo don’t you dare hurt Sasuke” but then Itachi goes and completely destroys Sasuke both physically and mentally like what-
(Itachi must be winning an award for The Worst Big Brother Ever… ”I did it because I love you” yeah right my ass as if those Tsukuyomis were necessary smh)
Allow me to inform you, btw, that I was eating peacefully until the image of Danzo on a scooter popped into my mind… needless to say, I am not eating anymore. Why did you have to put that image in my head?
When I read “Booty Call” at first I was like what the fuck who would be desperate enough to do it with Danzo and then I zoomed in on the picture and yeah it makes sense now… ya know, even the most disgusting items in nature find a way to fuck
An*me????????????????????????