Dad tax has been American law since the country’s birth. Increased focus on Valentine’s, Easter, Halloween, and Christmas candies through the decades has made tax season much more complicated.
I’d always ask my old man if he wanted some skittles. He’d respond, “Sure I’ll have a couple.” Proceed to take a massive handful, shake em around in his hand and eat em all at once. One of my favorite little memories of him. Miss you pop.
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Communist? I hate commies but that just seems like business to me
Sigma rule # 77: Kill your dad so he doesn’t steal your candy.
Thats not communism thats just the ‘Dad fee’
Your old man is preparing you for taxes…
Dad tax has been American law since the country’s birth. Increased focus on Valentine’s, Easter, Halloween, and Christmas candies through the decades has made tax season much more complicated.
Our candy
November 1st is the day we sit our son down with his Halloween candy and explain taxes.
I get the state, my husband gets federal.
Bruh where is the template from I see it everywhere
It sounds like you are the communist here. He payed for it, and you are eating it. He can take as much as he wants.
How do you still live with your dad? He didn’t leave for milk yet? Your mom didn’t divorce him yet?
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So I’m not the only one…
I like seeing Fallout memes.
That’s not communism that’s just Dad Tax
I’d always ask my old man if he wanted some skittles. He’d respond, “Sure I’ll have a couple.” Proceed to take a massive handful, shake em around in his hand and eat em all at once. One of my favorite little memories of him. Miss you pop.
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