hypothetically speaking, if you were getting frisky with the skelly gf, it would mean sex with no consequences, right? sure, there’s no flesh or skin so it’ll be very weird and uncomfortable, but you gotta break a couple eggs to make an omelette if ya catch my drift
I can drink it, sell it, donate it. Make cheese and butter, eat it, sell it too. And anything I do with her would would make me seem like a necrophiliac. So I’ll be taking the milk.
Yuukiarra
How tf are her thighs thick if she a skeleton
Milk.
I ain’t no simp.
Well, I’m lactose intolerant so it’s easy for me.
Well I could get unlimited breast milk….just saying
Milk will my my bones big and strong
Milk cus Im lackhoes intolerant
Infinite butter and cheese.
Milk so my dad won’t have to leave
Milk is cheaper than a girlfriend so I’ll take the girlfriend
Why does she have such pronounced mammary glands if she’s only skeleton?
Ima go with the gf, at least with her I can get a bone job
I like cereal so I’ll take the milk
How do skeletons have tiddies
Just breastfeed from the spooky gf smh
Delicious
Finally, some good fucking doot doot
hypothetically speaking, if you were getting frisky with the skelly gf, it would mean sex with no consequences, right? sure, there’s no flesh or skin so it’ll be very weird and uncomfortable, but you gotta break a couple eggs to make an omelette if ya catch my drift
Choose the girlfriend and milk her. Unlimited milk glitch
So imma just be hittin bones? I’ll take the milk.
Bone Juice that never sours
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Spooky GF that can produce Bone Juice
tough pick
My family goes through about 2 gallons of milk every other day so a lifetime supply would be nice
Get spooky gf pregnant. After she’s births – Milk her. Her milk never goes bad.
the girlfriend for the sole reason of i want someone to actually love me for once
downvoting won’t change anything
If she’s willing to play video games and watch anime with me then I’ll take the girlfriend and ask her for breast milk so I can have both.
Milk is good
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but cum is better
Intolerant of those lactoeses but still goin for the milk
Milk is not that expensive
What kind of milk….?
get the girlfriend then buy a cow. bam, you get both (except that the milk will still expire)
With the price of milk and the amount of it I use? Infinite milk please.
Depends on the milk. I can drink only [the finest breast milk](https://youtu.be/O59GvPvtyXM) from a Cambodian immigrant.
Life time of Milk fam, Make cheese and other dairy products, Will find me another girl or be content with my hand
These “memes” are so fucking annoying.
Milk cuz i have a boyfriend
Milk. I can drown the world!
I can drink it, sell it, donate it. Make cheese and butter, eat it, sell it too. And anything I do with her would would make me seem like a necrophiliac. So I’ll be taking the milk.
U can just dig up someone if u want to fuck a skeleton so bad, I will choose milk cus c a l c i u m
It’s literally always the right choice, this is always easy
Calcium is better
Seriously… you don’t have any other work. Like, this is too much.
I choose milk so I have a lifetime supply of Chai