Just imagine going to jail and then be asked by other inmates why you are in jail and you answer with “I feed a bird to another bird after I sat on it” LMAO
A man was feeding chicken wings to the birds he had in cages. He was also sitting on the cages, and waiting for passerbys to hawk his birds to. Except that the captive birds started chirping, and their chirps attracted wild birds that wanted to eat them. At this point, the man lost his chicken all over the terminal, and a feeding phantasmagoria occured, where they shit all over the passengers, and the birds of prey who had been going after the birds in cages attacked a human. Many birds were had.
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Just imagine going to jail and then be asked by other inmates why you are in jail and you answer with “I feed a bird to another bird after I sat on it” LMAO
Birds aren’t real. This sign is referring to government surveillance drones.
So if a bird enter they’ll send them to jail?
Do not the bird
birds. thats what happened.
Imma impress the birds by feeding birds to other birds and then sit on the remaining birds after that I’ll litter them
Me: *produces a tasty sandwich from my shopping bag*
Cop: *looks around to make sure no birds were impressed*
How does one impress a bird?
They don’t like birds, that’s all.
*confused bird sounds*
How the hell do you prove someone was trying to impress a bird in a court of law?
Some kind of a bird extinction program
For me, it’s the fact that they don’t have a specific one. Birds in general just aren’t allowed there
A man was feeding chicken wings to the birds he had in cages. He was also sitting on the cages, and waiting for passerbys to hawk his birds to. Except that the captive birds started chirping, and their chirps attracted wild birds that wanted to eat them. At this point, the man lost his chicken all over the terminal, and a feeding phantasmagoria occured, where they shit all over the passengers, and the birds of prey who had been going after the birds in cages attacked a human. Many birds were had.
“Albatross!”
Flock you I won’t do what you tell me!
SHIT!! Impressing birds is my hobby
Imagine a mad lad/y who did all of it
DO NOT BIRD
That sign was made by someone who doesnt know shit about bird-law.
Bird free enviorment
Can we offend the bird?
Lol last one got me
1984
Shit I just impressed the bird
I imagine this as a series of events that the city slowly banned until they just said no birds allowed
Do not the bird
Someone tried feeding a bird to a bird?
Jokes on them birds don’t exist
I don’t even want to know the story behind this, some funny things are better appreciated without context lol
So people sit on birds? Weird