Homie is pilot, you’re his copilot, and the plane is accelerating off the runway on the first flight since his goldfish died. This flight is in her honor. Rip goldy
If you were a true bro you would’ve prevented the 304 from ruining him like that. If you were a true bro and he put the 304 before you then he didn’t put the bros first and this is the kind of thing that happens all to often. Your mistake for riding with him though.
JackFisherBooks
Who’s “her”?
Meanwhile in Texas that’s just cruising speed
Homie is pilot, you’re his copilot, and the plane is accelerating off the runway on the first flight since his goldfish died. This flight is in her honor. Rip goldy
But then you realise you never will have a girl so might as well join him
Good idea thanks
My twin brother did this once, and stopped on a Dunkin donuts, we were supposed to be on the Gym.
Confused germans
That’s when you open the door and try to make a landing… If you’re already facing death, you might as well take a shot for salvation
That’s insultingly slow for a german person
Runs over her girl*
150 kilometers
Um… that’s barely over 90. That’s daily driving speed for a lot of people, quantity varies state to state.
Just remember guys, Bros before hoes.
No im not good bro. Also whos joe?
WHAT IS THIS “KILO METER” YOU SPEAK OF
Roses are red
he has a crush
she said no
we’re gonna crash
150 KPH is 93.2057 MPH
No bro I’m not good
Sad times.
*We can’t stop here……. this is heartbreak country…….!*”
If you were a true bro you would’ve prevented the 304 from ruining him like that. If you were a true bro and he put the 304 before you then he didn’t put the bros first and this is the kind of thing that happens all to often. Your mistake for riding with him though.
I’ll just remind him of his wasted gains if he were to die…
We ride together, we die together!
When I tell the boys I have a magic trick but can only do it once *loads gun*
Extra points for not using dumb measurements
“Ok man even if I can’t convince you not to do it, leave ME out of it!
nananananana, we r completely fucked completely fucked
“NOT AGAIN”
Atleast let the cat live
Lol
I… Miss… Him… He used to make my life more bearable…
I bet it would be scary, if I knew how fast that was, but as an American, I’d be calm.
Me too man
This is why I don’t wanna get in a car with my messed up in the head former friend…Like he wants me to…
She was never yours bro it was just your turn, never forgot y’all she may never cheat on you but she knows whose got next
But I don’t, let me jump out
is that not a normal speed where you live?
150 km/h Haha
Fcking slow
150 isn’t that fast tho