When Peter says “Oh we’re using our made up names” after he introduces himself to Dr. Strange.
“That’s a made up word”
“All words are made up”
**Paul Rudd**: Guys, it’s not a good idea to be out in the open like this.
**Hank Pym**: Relax. No one’s going to recognize us.
**Paul Rudd**: What, because of hats and sunglasses? That’s not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game.
Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it
“What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say Jesus?!” kills me everytime
Scott: How’s your girl, man?
Luis: Oh, she left me.
Scott: Oh…
Luis: Yeah, and my ma died too. And my dad got deported.
Scott: …
Luis: But I got the van!
Scott: It’s nice
Luis: I know right?!
Plus, all his storytelling scenes
The “puny god” moment in the first Avengers movie: I was laughing so hard
In Shang Chi, when they finally reach Ta Lo, and have to suddenly stop the car before they hit a creature and there is a long pause. Trevor says “that’s a weird horse.” Something about his delivery kills me.
This is not a dude. You are a dude. This.. this is a man. A handsome mascular man.
Korg: “I tried to start a revolution, but I didn’t make enough pamphlets”
I’m looking at… porn..?
(Apparently this line is hated among fans and critics? But I will just say I don’t think I’ve laughed harder for any joke than that one. And my theater opening night did the same. Maybe it was just the experience that made me remember that line fondly.)
In Iron Man 3: “Well, my mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers… I guess he won, ’cause that was six years ago.”
Oh my god, the hammer pulls you off?
Korg /hammer gag from ragnarok.
Whilst I loved the drax invisible gag in the movie it’s been spoilt by so many “why have you posted an empty photo” low effort comments on posts with drax in the picture.
“Why would you wanna save the galaxy?”
“Because I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!”
Yep, same here bro????
“Cmonnnn you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizard”
Groot’s explanation for why he doesn’t like hats, followed by Rocket “that’s why you don’t like hats?!”
Why is Gamora?
When I first saw Ant-Man and The Wasp, When Kurt sings the Baba Yaga nursery rhyme when Ghost appears, I started chocking on my popcorn from laughing too hard. So that. Definitely that.
Professor Hulk saying “He’ll grow” in reference to Scott returning as a baby when they’re testing the “time machine” stuff in Endgame. For some reason it cracks me up lol
Rhodey: So he’s an idiot?
Nebula: …Yeah.
“I too am incredibly humble”
ALSO: “Air-conditioning is fully operational.”
“Hi-ya champ. How was school today?”
“So kranky.”
“You want a juice box and some string cheese?”
“It means get lost Squidward.”
“Go to sleep or I’ll sell all your toys.” ♥️3K
Luis storytelling ????. That is a classic honestly. Maybe honourable mention to “Get Help!” as well ????.
Rocket: “why do you want to save the galaxy so bad?”
:
Quill: “BECAUSE I’M ONE OF THE IDIOTS WHO LIVES IN IT!”
When Rocket yells “Boom” as they put the stones in Starks guantlet after the time heist. Gets me everytime, as it is something I would most definitely do myself.
“They’re called Harbulary batteries”
Harbulary batteries gets me
Aside from the many listed here, a favorite scene in a least favorite movie, Iron Man 3. Tony with his armor coming piecemeal (with his vamping while waiting for it) and the last goon puts down his gun and surrenders saying:
“Honestly, I hate working here. They’re so weird”
“I can’t see into the future, I’m not a witch”
“Then why do you dress like one”
“We’re all gonna die” ~Ned
Anytime Drax is clowning Mantis especially in GOTG 2
“Does mother know you weareth her drapes?”
Oh. We’re using our made-up names. Then I am Spider-Man.
*The kick names, take ass part…*
“I’m sorry, I took it to far… You’re a trash panda”
“Its not a regular circle. It’s a freaky circle”
If you consider failure experience.
Your one sandwich short of fat.
Not really a joke, but every time Trevor says “I’m an actor” in Iron Man 3 and in Shang Chi
“How do you know who I am? I wear a mask.” “But you can’t mask that ass. I’d know it anywhere”
#
“On top of that you can take an unbelievable amount of punishment without one damn complaint.” “The last parts the Catholicism”
#
Everything the guardians and strange stark and Parker said to each other
#
“I’m looking… at… porn?”
#
“Mr doctor?” “It’s strange” “Maybe. Who am I to judge?”
#
“It’s Scott!” “As a baby!”
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When Peter says “Oh we’re using our made up names” after he introduces himself to Dr. Strange.
“That’s a made up word”
“All words are made up”
**Paul Rudd**: Guys, it’s not a good idea to be out in the open like this.
**Hank Pym**: Relax. No one’s going to recognize us.
**Paul Rudd**: What, because of hats and sunglasses? That’s not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game.
Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it
“What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say Jesus?!” kills me everytime
Scott: How’s your girl, man?
Luis: Oh, she left me.
Scott: Oh…
Luis: Yeah, and my ma died too. And my dad got deported.
Scott: …
Luis: But I got the van!
Scott: It’s nice
Luis: I know right?!
Plus, all his storytelling scenes
The “puny god” moment in the first Avengers movie: I was laughing so hard
In Shang Chi, when they finally reach Ta Lo, and have to suddenly stop the car before they hit a creature and there is a long pause. Trevor says “that’s a weird horse.” Something about his delivery kills me.
This is not a dude. You are a dude. This.. this is a man. A handsome mascular man.
Korg: “I tried to start a revolution, but I didn’t make enough pamphlets”
I’m looking at… porn..?
(Apparently this line is hated among fans and critics? But I will just say I don’t think I’ve laughed harder for any joke than that one. And my theater opening night did the same. Maybe it was just the experience that made me remember that line fondly.)
In Iron Man 3: “Well, my mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers… I guess he won, ’cause that was six years ago.”
Oh my god, the hammer pulls you off?
Korg /hammer gag from ragnarok.
Whilst I loved the drax invisible gag in the movie it’s been spoilt by so many “why have you posted an empty photo” low effort comments on posts with drax in the picture.
“Why would you wanna save the galaxy?”
“Because I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!”
Yep, same here bro????
“Cmonnnn you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizard”
Groot’s explanation for why he doesn’t like hats, followed by Rocket “that’s why you don’t like hats?!”
Why is Gamora?
When I first saw Ant-Man and The Wasp, When Kurt sings the Baba Yaga nursery rhyme when Ghost appears, I started chocking on my popcorn from laughing too hard. So that. Definitely that.
Professor Hulk saying “He’ll grow” in reference to Scott returning as a baby when they’re testing the “time machine” stuff in Endgame. For some reason it cracks me up lol
Rhodey: So he’s an idiot?
Nebula: …Yeah.
“I too am incredibly humble”
ALSO: “Air-conditioning is fully operational.”
“Hi-ya champ. How was school today?”
“So kranky.”
“You want a juice box and some string cheese?”
“It means get lost Squidward.”
“Go to sleep or I’ll sell all your toys.” ♥️3K
Luis storytelling ????. That is a classic honestly. Maybe honourable mention to “Get Help!” as well ????.
Rocket: “why do you want to save the galaxy so bad?”
:
Quill: “BECAUSE I’M ONE OF THE IDIOTS WHO LIVES IN IT!”
When Rocket yells “Boom” as they put the stones in Starks guantlet after the time heist. Gets me everytime, as it is something I would most definitely do myself.
“They’re called Harbulary batteries”
Harbulary batteries gets me
Aside from the many listed here, a favorite scene in a least favorite movie, Iron Man 3. Tony with his armor coming piecemeal (with his vamping while waiting for it) and the last goon puts down his gun and surrenders saying:
“Honestly, I hate working here. They’re so weird”
“I can’t see into the future, I’m not a witch”
“Then why do you dress like one”
“We’re all gonna die” ~Ned
Anytime Drax is clowning Mantis especially in GOTG 2
“Does mother know you weareth her drapes?”
Oh. We’re using our made-up names. Then I am Spider-Man.
*The kick names, take ass part…*
“I’m sorry, I took it to far… You’re a trash panda”
“Its not a regular circle. It’s a freaky circle”
If you consider failure experience.
Your one sandwich short of fat.
Not really a joke, but every time Trevor says “I’m an actor” in Iron Man 3 and in Shang Chi
“How do you know who I am? I wear a mask.” “But you can’t mask that ass. I’d know it anywhere”
#
“On top of that you can take an unbelievable amount of punishment without one damn complaint.” “The last parts the Catholicism”
#
Everything the guardians and strange stark and Parker said to each other
#
“I’m looking… at… porn?”
#
“Mr doctor?” “It’s strange” “Maybe. Who am I to judge?”
#
“It’s Scott!” “As a baby!”
‘Piss Off Ghost!’