Nothing would’ve changed in canon. Well, except that Sauron would’ve not grown back a dick ever again. Just like how he couldn’t grew back his ringfinger
This is actually the plot of a short story in the book woad to wuin in the series Sir Apropos of nothing. Only a short story at the start which was pretty funny. Great series regardless though
Whoever is who has the ring on him gets unending attention from any women in the vicinity and his manhood will always be able to perform
I’ve had a really hard day. I just flopped onto my bed to cry and glanced at my reddit notifications. This was it. And it made me laugh a little through tears. Thank you.
I’m at work and I can’t stop laughing/snickering but I also can’t stop scrolling through these glorious comments.
(My first reaction was “*well, wouldn’t have changed anything because he’s gonna get castrated either way*” but then I remembered that Sauron/Mairon was stupid sexy. Shoutout to r/angbang.)
Just tell him you want him to s h a r e t h e l o a d and suck it right off. Then you just form a line and snowball that thing all the way to Sammath Naur.
CaffeineOrbital
the cockring of power
Drums…drums in the deep. They are cumming. They are cumming
It truly would have been the one ring to rule them all
Isildur accidentally swallowing the ring in the battle
Imagine the discouragement when the ring DRASTICALLY shrinks in Isildur’s palm
someone more versed in the lore than me should educate us all on who sauron’s dom would be
And in the darkness bind them…
Grab his dick and twist it!
Lord of the rings: the fellowship of the cockring
Did I miss a cutscene of Sauron & Shelob in Shadow of War?
Nothing would’ve changed in canon. Well, except that Sauron would’ve not grown back a dick ever again. Just like how he couldn’t grew back his ringfinger
Nose ring would also be very effective under the helmet
I love this subreddit so much ????
Who knows if Sauron has a dick? Maybe he is the Dark Lord Femboy
I do think we are missing Porn of the Rings!
Sauron had a small dick, didn’t he?
*Less than half of what I’d hoped for.*
Boromir: “Next time try a tighter fit, you flaming cyclops!”
Hey Sauron I found your precious cock ring, next time try a tighter fit you flaming cyclops!
I would have gotten it off in one blow ????
Maias Up, [Fro-Ho’s Down](https://youtu.be/1HAD748zyLw)
This is actually the plot of a short story in the book woad to wuin in the series Sir Apropos of nothing. Only a short story at the start which was pretty funny. Great series regardless though
Whoever is who has the ring on him gets unending attention from any women in the vicinity and his manhood will always be able to perform
or if his gauntlets were made of metal that doesn’t just crumble when a blade touches it
Cock ring works but what if he wore the ring on his pinky toe?
I’ve had a really hard day. I just flopped onto my bed to cry and glanced at my reddit notifications. This was it. And it made me laugh a little through tears. Thank you.
You need to stop.
Or if any of the wearers knew how to make a fist!
Post flair checks out
I’m at work and I can’t stop laughing/snickering but I also can’t stop scrolling through these glorious comments.
(My first reaction was “*well, wouldn’t have changed anything because he’s gonna get castrated either way*” but then I remembered that Sauron/Mairon was stupid sexy. Shoutout to r/angbang.)
Just tell him you want him to s h a r e t h e l o a d and suck it right off. Then you just form a line and snowball that thing all the way to Sammath Naur.
“Cast it into the fire! Destroy it! Isildur!”
Isildur: “Ew. Gladly.”
That raises the question. Did Sauron design his body with a penis or without one? Because he certainly doesn’t need one, does he?
Isuildur is gonna do it
one cockring to rule them all
Implying he has one
Sauton strides upon the battlefield wielding a grand mace and a full chub.