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I now kinda want a sitcom about the 9 Ringwraiths trying to live together in the same apartment building
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I now kinda want a sitcom about the 9 Ringwraiths trying to live together in the same apartment building
Thought that said ‘Hats’ at first. I think the idea of them trying to run a hat shop together is just as hilarious.
“Do you have something.. a bit more slimming?”
*piercing screech*
Mellons
The entire sitcom dialogue is the Nazgûl’s screeching and a laugh track randomly inserted there
“Fiends”
Who forgot to pay the electricity bill!
*Demonic screeching ensues*
This looks a lot like Malta
This is something I would love to watch.
Can it be like Golden Girls?
Nazgul is Arabic for flower.
They have to use the Happy Days theme song for the intro montage
Yeah it’s called What We Do In The Shadows
And drinking beers in the Prancing Pony
None of the neighbors’ pillows are safe.
Nine’s Company. Come on down to the Regal Warg.
Now here’s a story of a guy named Angy who was a witch king of his own land, but his lord died and now he has 8 brothers, and they live all alone. The nazgul bunch
Friends but the cast is replaced by the nine.
I can see the script now:
Nazgul 1, enter stage left: *screech! Scree-screech!!*
*audience laughs*
Nazgul 2, couch: *Screech? Screech?!* ***screech scree-SCREEECH!***
*audience applauds and “whoops”*
-Commercial break-
That is in Malta! It’s normal that we name houses.
The Witch King beating the tar out of one of the Ringwraiths for spending the month’s rent money on something called an “NFT” to a jovial 80s laugh track. The Ringwraiths are forced to go into debt to a shady man of wealth called “Sauron”— who has no intention of ever letting them repay their debt! How will the gang get out of this one?!
Titled “fiends” meh idk lol
This is the Golden Girls spin-off I’ve always wanted.
I see this as a lotr-themed Rascal Flatts cover band