Heard some foreign king is visiting our very own Blessed Isles today, so nice to be able to share our wonderful home with people from around the world!
Gosh, the day is so hot and the sun is burning my skin. Why do we have to stand outside all day and talk to the sun anyway? Sorry for the rant guys, I can’t really say that to anyone here ugh. Wonder what the Aspect’s skincare routine is tho?
I hear they’re holding a particularly important council meeting here in Piltover tonight – I even saw Jayce’s scrawny partner enter the meeting room with him!
I sat down on the harbor, wait for the sound of a distant explosion and screaming and started counting.
When I counted to 8 a scrawny guy with a hat rushed his way out of the tavern, followed by big dude blasting a nuke out of his shotgun and exploded the whole fucking street that just got repaired 30 minutes earlier. Scrawny guy threw back a blue thing but it hit a bystander instead, a big blue **4689** number appeared out of thin air and he just fucking died. A green zombie like dude suddenly jump out of the water and stabbed the shit out of the lass sitting next to me and mumbled to himself “another name off the list”, turning to me saying “you’re also on the list, just at the very, very bottom” before running to stab another unfortunate guy minding his own business on the holed road.
I was kinda amused on what just happened and suddenly a big ass cannonball just came in with a roar and destroyed the platform I was sitting on. I swam up and not a surprise to see Fortune and Gankplank are at each other throat again. It’s like they have plot armor or something because they have been fighting for like 10 years now but all they caused was collateral damage.
Then I heard screaming coming from the Grey Quarter and surprise surprise it’s the Harrowing Monday again. They’re basically ghostly dudes that come and go every Monday because some shirtless emo bastard misses his wife but I hardly believe it. Anyway this time they come with a hyperactive ghostly woman throwing sharp sticks at people while yelling dramatically, seems like she thought it wasn’t dramatic enough so she threw in a big ass fucking horseman as well and they started killing everyone. I noticed a ghostly skeleton with a lantern floating around collecting green orbs while giggling “heheheheheheheheh” hysterically.
Typical day in Bilgewater, Kraken blesses me that I’m still alive and hopefully tomorrow the tentacle lady would come back and beat me up severely.
“These darn kids need to get off my dunes! I was doing some nice sand fishing until this group if kids came by and scared all of them off. The worst part? They were making rock puns the whole time! Maybe I should hire some goon to teach em a lesson.”
There’s this gloomy girl in Bandle City that’s always saying shit like normee and tryhearths, and I really want to así her about this portal she always goes into, because she is the only one using that one.
I saw a comet last night. It was beautiful, and outshone every star in the sky. But the strangest thing occurred whilst I viewed it… it seemed to me as though it approached the peak of Mount Targon.
The Kindred took Mother last night, she went peacefully, I will miss her dearly. I’ve commissioned a locket to be made in her honor from an apprentice of Master Doran but I fear it will not be enough to ease this loss, forgive me.
I found a cool shiny vibrating stone yesterday, but now some angry blue dude with sick tattoos is staring angriky at me throw my window ? Should I call the Piltover Enforcers ??
What should I bring on my first date at a Noxian noble woman’s house ? Oh God she is absolutely gorgeous. I also heard that she likes spiders a lot. Any ideas ?
The example above is why Demacia is doomed to fail and burn. Such ignorance only breeds hatred and contempt, and the arrogance of the rich is proof of the inevitable. Forever strong, we WILL build the Nox’toraa in place of their roads. With love, a Noxian citizen <3
ArtEternity
Trying fencing for the first time bec I wanted to impress this Demacian girl who is into it. Any advice?
Today a lot of ships landed in Ionia! How do I say ‘hello’ to a Noxian?
Man I heard Vi destroyed half a block stopping some robbers, she’s so cool! Too bad my house was there.
Oh fuc oh ffuck oh fuxk me, something’s not right in the cornfields
Ashe is the true queen of the Nord… I mean she can stand cold even with a skirt
Man, Braum is such a fucking legend
Heard some foreign king is visiting our very own Blessed Isles today, so nice to be able to share our wonderful home with people from around the world!
being a farmer sucks, all the animals are going missing and I keep hearing fucking crows. maybe I should just move to piltover
Gosh, the day is so hot and the sun is burning my skin. Why do we have to stand outside all day and talk to the sun anyway? Sorry for the rant guys, I can’t really say that to anyone here ugh. Wonder what the Aspect’s skincare routine is tho?
Girl, that ass so magical it’s a wonder Noxus hasn’t invaded it
Gonna climb to mt targon wish Me luck
I hear they’re holding a particularly important council meeting here in Piltover tonight – I even saw Jayce’s scrawny partner enter the meeting room with him!
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Sure hope it goes well.
Boutta hit the most devious lick in the academy
“After a decade of search, I had finally found the living myth!!”
“OoO great one, what was your wisdom!”
“…Ok”
*Breaths in* no place like home like the lanes.
hate ionia
hate noxus
hate demacia
hate freljord
live in tower
be syndra
I’ve nearly died 3 times today, but Kayle damnit, I’m going to make it to the market.
I sat down on the harbor, wait for the sound of a distant explosion and screaming and started counting.
When I counted to 8 a scrawny guy with a hat rushed his way out of the tavern, followed by big dude blasting a nuke out of his shotgun and exploded the whole fucking street that just got repaired 30 minutes earlier. Scrawny guy threw back a blue thing but it hit a bystander instead, a big blue **4689** number appeared out of thin air and he just fucking died. A green zombie like dude suddenly jump out of the water and stabbed the shit out of the lass sitting next to me and mumbled to himself “another name off the list”, turning to me saying “you’re also on the list, just at the very, very bottom” before running to stab another unfortunate guy minding his own business on the holed road.
I was kinda amused on what just happened and suddenly a big ass cannonball just came in with a roar and destroyed the platform I was sitting on. I swam up and not a surprise to see Fortune and Gankplank are at each other throat again. It’s like they have plot armor or something because they have been fighting for like 10 years now but all they caused was collateral damage.
Then I heard screaming coming from the Grey Quarter and surprise surprise it’s the Harrowing Monday again. They’re basically ghostly dudes that come and go every Monday because some shirtless emo bastard misses his wife but I hardly believe it. Anyway this time they come with a hyperactive ghostly woman throwing sharp sticks at people while yelling dramatically, seems like she thought it wasn’t dramatic enough so she threw in a big ass fucking horseman as well and they started killing everyone. I noticed a ghostly skeleton with a lantern floating around collecting green orbs while giggling “heheheheheheheheh” hysterically.
Typical day in Bilgewater, Kraken blesses me that I’m still alive and hopefully tomorrow the tentacle lady would come back and beat me up severely.
Azir was a good king back in the days, right? …..right?
Just woke up from sleep, and all my mates were kidnapped by little fleshy organisms. All thier crystals were snached. Im lonely.
“These darn kids need to get off my dunes! I was doing some nice sand fishing until this group if kids came by and scared all of them off. The worst part? They were making rock puns the whole time! Maybe I should hire some goon to teach em a lesson.”
Oh hey a cool looking fox
Today i am joining #targonclimbchallenge
Anyone seen my friend? He tried to chase some weirdly fast old guy or some shit.
does anybody know a fast and cheap way to travel to the shadow isles? im just so tired of everything and want to be a spooky ghost
pd: im from southern noxus
There’s this gloomy girl in Bandle City that’s always saying shit like normee and tryhearths, and I really want to así her about this portal she always goes into, because she is the only one using that one.
Any tips?
What a nice day to be a Noxian in Ixtal. What do you mean “There is one imposter among us”?
Release me from this flesh prison, Evelyn
Omw to talk to my friends about our completely reasonable racism.
shadow isles is a hoax its just damn mages keeping their goods there watch me
I saw a comet last night. It was beautiful, and outshone every star in the sky. But the strangest thing occurred whilst I viewed it… it seemed to me as though it approached the peak of Mount Targon.
I’m going to bed now. I sure do hope that there isn’t a demon scarecrow under my bed feasting on my nightmares and devour me.
Why the fuck did i take that fish’s deal
I found this magical stone over here,
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wait why is there a blue guy running at me right now.
Just heard about this cool place called the blessed isles, might sail there sometime
ive been hearing some rumors about a “ghost” in bilgewater. im starting to think the seawater here is making people crazy.
We still have a chance to win this war! My friend told me about this “Void” thing that could absolutely turn the tide. Glory to Icathia!
The Kindred took Mother last night, she went peacefully, I will miss her dearly. I’ve commissioned a locket to be made in her honor from an apprentice of Master Doran but I fear it will not be enough to ease this loss, forgive me.
Something in Heimer’s lab exploded again. It’s the 5th time this week.
So i stepped into this purple shit and now im in this purple dimension plz help?
Wait, since when do we have wolves in zaun?
I found a cool shiny vibrating stone yesterday, but now some angry blue dude with sick tattoos is staring angriky at me throw my window ? Should I call the Piltover Enforcers ??
What should I bring on my first date at a Noxian noble woman’s house ? Oh God she is absolutely gorgeous. I also heard that she likes spiders a lot. Any ideas ?
The example above is why Demacia is doomed to fail and burn. Such ignorance only breeds hatred and contempt, and the arrogance of the rich is proof of the inevitable. Forever strong, we WILL build the Nox’toraa in place of their roads. With love, a Noxian citizen <3