When asked if he fled on his final moments, they will declare with a tear in their eye:
“He did nut.”
Well shit, now I have to go play Medieval 2 after work
I miss when Total War had little movies instead of a goddamn cheap .jpg describing the events
On the other hand, that’s some A grade propoganda to make soldiers fight valiantly to death..
He lost to the Trojans
*Captain Semen*
They killed Captain Cum 😔
Crunchitize me Captain! Shit, wrong Captain!
Until you get to World War I. At which point, war gets mechanized, and it produces a lot more death, collateral damage, and PTSD than whatever medieval war is being represented in this particular game. *And then*, there’s nothing noble about dying on the battlefield, at least in WWI and future wars that came after it.
F
Now i want to play M2TW again. What a great game!
Alright, time to play again.
Along with hundreds of millions of his comrades.
Adapting one of the rules of acquisition: “Nobility in an empty sack is worth the sack.”
Give me the soldier that tactically retreats, regroups with his comrades, rearms, and then takes out more enemies.
A noble death. At a time where they kill you passed by a sword. For me this isn’t noble, it’s a barbaric act.
Let the heatens spill theirs on the dusty ground, God will make them pay for each sperm that can’t be found!
The next day the phrase was invented ‘live to fight another day’
Ehansaja
Would have thought he’d die at sea
Total War Medieval II?
When asked if he fled on his final moments, they will declare with a tear in their eye:
“He did nut.”
Well shit, now I have to go play Medieval 2 after work
I miss when Total War had little movies instead of a goddamn cheap .jpg describing the events
On the other hand, that’s some A grade propoganda to make soldiers fight valiantly to death..
He lost to the Trojans
*Captain Semen*
They killed Captain Cum 😔
Crunchitize me Captain! Shit, wrong Captain!
Until you get to World War I. At which point, war gets mechanized, and it produces a lot more death, collateral damage, and PTSD than whatever medieval war is being represented in this particular game. *And then*, there’s nothing noble about dying on the battlefield, at least in WWI and future wars that came after it.
F
Now i want to play M2TW again. What a great game!
Alright, time to play again.
Along with hundreds of millions of his comrades.
Adapting one of the rules of acquisition: “Nobility in an empty sack is worth the sack.”
Give me the soldier that tactically retreats, regroups with his comrades, rearms, and then takes out more enemies.
A noble death. At a time where they kill you passed by a sword. For me this isn’t noble, it’s a barbaric act.
Let the heatens spill theirs on the dusty ground, God will make them pay for each sperm that can’t be found!
The next day the phrase was invented ‘live to fight another day’
Captain Semen: Not one step back!
Your girlfriend: Honey, I’m pregnant.