The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population, you go outside for your government mandated 30 minute exercise, it’s 1 a.m. not the best time, but they alternate your schedule so eventually everyone does get some sunlight. You quadruple mask and put on your plastic smock. You gaze longingly at the sky. A man riding his bicycle points his flashlight at you “Why aren’t you doing your stretches and cardio?” He asks, you recognize him as your neighbor (maybe, it’s been some time since you last saw anyone). “It’s because of people like you not obeying that the lockdowns have been extended another 4 years.” He mumbles through his layers of masks. He reports you to AlphabetGoogle and your social credit score drops 5 points, good luck buying bread this week.
Edit: Y’all gettin’ mad-triggered over a copypasta.
Ehansaja
I think I had some hard candy in there!
And when you do finally get in to buy it it’s not a physical copy. The code for the download will be on the receipt
Ha! Even Elder Scrolls 6 will have entered early development by that time!
gamestop in 2042? understood…
HODL!
GTA…GTA never changes…
The year is 2042, and Battlefield 2042 is finally a finished product.
The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population, you go outside for your government mandated 30 minute exercise, it’s 1 a.m. not the best time, but they alternate your schedule so eventually everyone does get some sunlight. You quadruple mask and put on your plastic smock. You gaze longingly at the sky. A man riding his bicycle points his flashlight at you “Why aren’t you doing your stretches and cardio?” He asks, you recognize him as your neighbor (maybe, it’s been some time since you last saw anyone). “It’s because of people like you not obeying that the lockdowns have been extended another 4 years.” He mumbles through his layers of masks. He reports you to AlphabetGoogle and your social credit score drops 5 points, good luck buying bread this week.
Edit: Y’all gettin’ mad-triggered over a copypasta.
Damn, this is a good one.
Hey, hey, hey now. Where’s his mask? The ultra omega variant has been running rampant lately. Does he want to help, or hinder the spread?
the 36th booster shot,GTA 5 and still being alive in 2042 I Believe…… There is no way in hell Gamestop is still around in 2042.
Are you saying youre gonna buy it?
Please type in your Personal Vaccination I.D. to download game. Your friends are waiting for you!
not enough glitches to be 2042
T E RETRD
is be masee