One year ago today I was stabbed and nearly died. I woke up in the hospital a few days later to find this.

No you didn’t

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/x0ypv/one_year_ago_today_i_was_stabbed_and_nearly_died/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

It’s the thought that counts

Did your babysitter also resemble Playmate of the Month?

Sorry to hear Henry Winkler stabbed you. Jumping the shank.

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