in Funny My new painkillers come with an insult. by Eaghan September 30, 2022, 10:40 am 30 Comments My new painkillers come with an insult. 30 Comments Leave a Reply Bro! ​ Get some ‘Brufen! ​ Retard! Reply Have you tried Fukitol? Reply Neat, personalized packaging! Reply I wonder if it says it in braille too… Reply Post this to r/wallstreetbets Reply *Dolol retard UNO* is also pretty funny. For the uninitiated, *retard* refers to the slow/sustained release mechanism of the active ingredient. Reply Proven retard. Reply Nobody ever called me Brufen Reply Redard means delayed effect of that pill 😀 i got tramal retard after teeth surgery, i asked my doc about that 😀 Reply As an ex-substance abuser i find this meh. Reply They’re adding insult to your injury. Reply Does it lessen or worsen the retard Reply This reminds me of the old school piping handle we had at my last job that said, “pull for retard”. Reply Wait until your plain calls you a retard while you are trying to land it safely… Reply Retard is French for Delayed! Also Retard was a medical term till i believe 2013. Reply Retard means delay in French, they’re trying to say sustained release. Reply Retard is French for Delay Reply Sue for emotional damage Reply You need a real painkiller, an opioid Reply 800mg? Damn, here we buy 200mg. Reply “Take your fucking pain killer you pussy!” “Not even able to take over the pain like a Chad, tss” Reply “How should we name this new product, doctor?” “What do you mean? It’s just Brufen, retard!” Reply Interesting nickname you got there Reply Then they are working as intended. As in you pinch your wrist when the dentist is drilling your teeth to subvert the pain. Reply Definitely don’t want to take them on an empty stomach Reply bruv…you too fast bruv Reply There’s calcigard retard Reply I bet your mommy said you were ‘special’. Reply What’s that rocket ship thing Reply Instructions: Take one tablet after meals, dummy Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.
*Dolol retard UNO* is also pretty funny. For the uninitiated, *retard* refers to the slow/sustained release mechanism of the active ingredient. Reply
Redard means delayed effect of that pill 😀 i got tramal retard after teeth surgery, i asked my doc about that 😀 Reply
This reminds me of the old school piping handle we had at my last job that said, “pull for retard”. Reply
“Take your fucking pain killer you pussy!” “Not even able to take over the pain like a Chad, tss” Reply
Then they are working as intended. As in you pinch your wrist when the dentist is drilling your teeth to subvert the pain. Reply
Eaghan
Bro!
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Get some ‘Brufen!
​
Retard!
Have you tried Fukitol?
Neat, personalized packaging!
I wonder if it says it in braille too…
Post this to r/wallstreetbets
*Dolol retard UNO* is also pretty funny.
For the uninitiated, *retard* refers to the slow/sustained release mechanism of the active ingredient.
Proven retard.
Nobody ever called me Brufen
Redard means delayed effect of that pill 😀 i got tramal retard after teeth surgery, i asked my doc about that 😀
As an ex-substance abuser i find this meh.
They’re adding insult to your injury.
Does it lessen or worsen the retard
This reminds me of the old school piping handle we had at my last job that said, “pull for retard”.
Wait until your plain calls you a retard while you are trying to land it safely…
Retard is French for Delayed! Also Retard was a medical term till i believe 2013.
Retard means delay in French, they’re trying to say sustained release.
Retard is French for Delay
Sue for emotional damage
You need a real painkiller, an opioid
800mg? Damn, here we buy 200mg.
“Take your fucking pain killer you pussy!” “Not even able to take over the pain like a Chad, tss”
“How should we name this new product, doctor?”
“What do you mean? It’s just Brufen, retard!”
Interesting nickname you got there
Then they are working as intended. As in you pinch your wrist when the dentist is drilling your teeth to subvert the pain.
Definitely don’t want to take them on an empty stomach
bruv…you too fast bruv
There’s calcigard retard
I bet your mommy said you were ‘special’.
What’s that rocket ship thing
Instructions: Take one tablet after meals, dummy