Had a cousin with terrets syndrome. He once got shot in the rear end for swearing at his meth dealer the first time they met.
He was once removed from a trailer park. He was in there breeding female dogs with his stud Leroy (everyone called that dog L). He had lots of bitches around him every time he went outside. But they didn’t have much room in the trailer and had to be separated from L. That dog went nuts if any of the bitches were in heat. So the bitches just slept around the trailer, and occasionally in someone else’s yard. But my cousin never took any bitches’ shit. So the whole yard reeked of it.
One day the cops came on the bitches and shit outside. When they approached the trailer they had to shoot a bitch down because it was super aggressive.
Somehow they served him with a citation because the place was an absolute health hazard. Plus, the bitch breeding operation (for the safety of the whole trailer park) was overwhelming many of the neighbors. Man was he methed up over that. And finding one of his bitches dead, he was out of his mind.
They issued him disorderly too on account of his terrets. Eventually at intake he lost control of his terrets and released an absolute profanity storm. So he ended up doing big time.
Tldr/ A cussin’ cousin raised L with bitches that slept around. Pigs came for his methed up ass. He ended up losing his shit and the bitches’ shit. He’s still big time though.
Eaghan
āYouāll fall in love with us, even though you know itās wrongā
Had a cousin with terrets syndrome. He once got shot in the rear end for swearing at his meth dealer the first time they met.
He was once removed from a trailer park. He was in there breeding female dogs with his stud Leroy (everyone called that dog L). He had lots of bitches around him every time he went outside. But they didn’t have much room in the trailer and had to be separated from L. That dog went nuts if any of the bitches were in heat. So the bitches just slept around the trailer, and occasionally in someone else’s yard. But my cousin never took any bitches’ shit. So the whole yard reeked of it.
One day the cops came on the bitches and shit outside. When they approached the trailer they had to shoot a bitch down because it was super aggressive.
Somehow they served him with a citation because the place was an absolute health hazard. Plus, the bitch breeding operation (for the safety of the whole trailer park) was overwhelming many of the neighbors. Man was he methed up over that. And finding one of his bitches dead, he was out of his mind.
They issued him disorderly too on account of his terrets. Eventually at intake he lost control of his terrets and released an absolute profanity storm. So he ended up doing big time.
Tldr/ A cussin’ cousin raised L with bitches that slept around. Pigs came for his methed up ass. He ended up losing his shit and the bitches’ shit. He’s still big time though.
Country Cousin Buffet
Gotta be Alabama
So I guess that trailer park sucks
Also known as āgirlfriend.ā
I’ve seen videos about what y’all are thinking. They’re about 8-11 minutes long. I swear, you wouldn’t believe.
It is not as good as country sister, but close enough.š¤£
You know phone cameras have a zoom feature, right?
And an app that will autocorrect bad lighting.