>The holidays are a stressful time for everyone – even the Colonel! What better way to blow off steam than with a double helping of hot juicy breasts, thighs & legs, ready, eager, just waiting to submit to your hungry mouth & tongue. Explore a fantasy world where you’ll experience satisfaction beyond imagination – and so will your wife & kids because the Three-Way includes mashed potatoes and biscuits.
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>Why, there’s enough Colonel here to fill the mouths of a family of four! And he’ll even throw in cole slaw, honey, and a big wad of napkins for whatever you don’t lick clean.
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>Come see the Colonel for the holidays. He’s ready to service your family in minutes at over 1900 locations all over the nation. Imagine how happy your family will look with the Colonel’s famous juices all over their faces & fingers.
I… I think there might be some innuendo there. Not sure.
It’s always bugged me that the kfc bucket is shown with chicken coming out of the top… like wtf? The bucket is literally for keeping it inside not the other way around.
Eaghan
My best attempt at reading the text:
>The holidays are a stressful time for everyone – even the Colonel! What better way to blow off steam than with a double helping of hot juicy breasts, thighs & legs, ready, eager, just waiting to submit to your hungry mouth & tongue. Explore a fantasy world where you’ll experience satisfaction beyond imagination – and so will your wife & kids because the Three-Way includes mashed potatoes and biscuits.
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>Why, there’s enough Colonel here to fill the mouths of a family of four! And he’ll even throw in cole slaw, honey, and a big wad of napkins for whatever you don’t lick clean.
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>Come see the Colonel for the holidays. He’s ready to service your family in minutes at over 1900 locations all over the nation. Imagine how happy your family will look with the Colonel’s famous juices all over their faces & fingers.
I… I think there might be some innuendo there. Not sure.
Is that Betty White on the right?
Proof that soldiers with chicken get ALL the ladies.
The grease at the bottom of the bucket is also … useful.
[Too good to be true. ](https://clickamericana.com/wp-content/uploads/Serve-KFC-for-Christmas-from-1968-750×969.jpg)
First you get the chicken. Then you get the dickin’.
Picturing such innuendo with these three is enough to hurl your giblets.
I’ll buy that for a dollar??
It’s always bugged me that the kfc bucket is shown with chicken coming out of the top… like wtf? The bucket is literally for keeping it inside not the other way around.
See the purple vinyl gloves on the Queen on the left. Someone was getting their giblets tickled.
Why stop at licking fingers?
I think he cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket
Thar sure does look like Charlie Kelley’s mom. Did Colonel Sanders fuck Charlie’s mom?
https://clickamericana.com/wp-content/uploads/Serve-KFC-for-Christmas-from-1968.jpg
Don’t forget the 11 herbs…