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Wife wanted holiday-colored porch lights. She’s not loving her new name – Roxanne.

Wife wanted holiday-colored porch lights. She’s not loving her new name – Roxanne.

Wife wanted holiday-colored porch lights. She’s not loving her new name - Roxanne.

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  1. Just have snacks and drinks ready in case any European tourists show up on your doorstep at night.

  2. My roommate in college had this big lamp and put a red bulb in it that you could see from the street. We had creepy drunk dudes showing up at our porch asking how much.

    (This was New Orleans circa 2000.)

  3. Baby it’s yours, all yours
    If you want it tonight
    I’ll give you the red light special
    All through the night
    Baby it’s yours, all yours
    If you want it tonight
    Just come through my door
    Take off my clothes
    And turn on the red light

  4. You couldn’t get that lady a green one to go with it? Oh crap, then it would just look like a traffic stop ????
    Definitely needs some string lights or other decor to complete the look!

  5. Hey, you guys are still down at [22 Acacia Ave](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fp8JoFoPi4), right?

  6. Try some fairy light bulbs for your porch lights. She’ll make less money, but they look nice.

  7. It wasn’t a hunt guys, just an event. DOTS and freezing temps confirmed, can anyone check UV for fingerprints?