Reminds me of that one skyrim poop video. A guy pretended to trip. He immediately looked at a nearby guard and said “I hope no one RIPS OFF MY PANTS AND RAVAGES THE AREA.”
WIZARD: “I like role-play! Let me have this!”
Murderhobo Party: “We have come to slay you and plunder your hoard, foul beast!”
Dragon: “Oh thank Tiamat. Somebody who isn’t just trying to fuck me for once.”
they already know, the wizard is just too much of a dork to realize.
The relationship started when the dragon was polymorphed into a human but they got more serious and the dragon revealed itself expecting disgust and fear but the wizard was just like: “Jackpot!”
Gives a new meaning to *dragon queens*
Ok when did Darkness switch to being a wizard?
And now i want to read a Story/watch a show/play a campaign about the Wizard and his Dragon GF trying to work on their relationship issues in a counseling session with the Cleric and the Bard
Bowser and Peach, basically.
Bard:I KNEW THEY WERE FUCKING!!
This sounds like the plot of a Mario game
little dragon borne sorcerers everywhere!
This is how sorcerers are made.
Dragon: “Also, I’m becoming less and less comfortable with this raceplay stuff if I’m being honest.”
Could we say that the wizard has a……*Bad Dragon*?
Dies form penetration damage
Wizard: and that’s how I met your mother!
Sorcerer: …
Slut dragon! Slut! Slut dragon!
They call me the Dragon Layer
_You mean Dragon Slayer?_
No
Don’t kinkshame.
If someone is interested in stuff like this there is a good webtoon I know of. It’s called Mage and demon Queen
Baddysunny
“And that is why you are a sorcerer honey.”
“… the fuck”
Get a room, you dorks!
Please no kink shaming, think of the lore.
Making this a plot point in my campaign
Reminds me of that one skyrim poop video. A guy pretended to trip. He immediately looked at a nearby guard and said “I hope no one RIPS OFF MY PANTS AND RAVAGES THE AREA.”
WIZARD: “I like role-play! Let me have this!”
Murderhobo Party: “We have come to slay you and plunder your hoard, foul beast!”
Dragon: “Oh thank Tiamat. Somebody who isn’t just trying to fuck me for once.”
they already know, the wizard is just too much of a dork to realize.
The relationship started when the dragon was polymorphed into a human but they got more serious and the dragon revealed itself expecting disgust and fear but the wizard was just like: “Jackpot!”
Gives a new meaning to *dragon queens*
Ok when did Darkness switch to being a wizard?
And now i want to read a Story/watch a show/play a campaign about the Wizard and his Dragon GF trying to work on their relationship issues in a counseling session with the Cleric and the Bard
Bowser and Peach, basically.
Bard:I KNEW THEY WERE FUCKING!!
This sounds like the plot of a Mario game
little dragon borne sorcerers everywhere!
This is how sorcerers are made.
Dragon: “Also, I’m becoming less and less comfortable with this raceplay stuff if I’m being honest.”
Could we say that the wizard has a……*Bad Dragon*?
Dies form penetration damage
Wizard: and that’s how I met your mother!
Sorcerer: …
Slut dragon! Slut! Slut dragon!
They call me the Dragon Layer
_You mean Dragon Slayer?_
No
Don’t kinkshame.
If someone is interested in stuff like this there is a good webtoon I know of. It’s called Mage and demon Queen
Such a slut dragon