Stormlight archive frog. How the hell it survives on the shattered planes is beyond me, but I just know it was out in the storm watching kaladin approach the honor chasm.
So, I my wizard’s name is Magni and he has a raven familiar he named Modi. Turns out, my DM decided to make Modi one of only two gods in the universe we’re in. He doesn’t like to interfere in the mortal world, he’s just interested in my character’s capabilities as a wizard because apparently he has a high capacity for magic. What this means is that I have god as my pet who’s just vibin all the time and i don’t know how to tell the party without them losing their shit (luckily we don’t have any clerics or paladins, as modi has said that all religions are dead wrong)
With attitude like that he must be a Celestial.
Thank you Frog of Friendship.
It is Wednesday my dudes.
What’s this handsome fellow from?
Come Toaddesso, let us defeat this dark chasm together!! ( You give me a bonus to jump right?)
Stormlight archive frog. How the hell it survives on the shattered planes is beyond me, but I just know it was out in the storm watching kaladin approach the honor chasm.
It’s Boggy the Froggy!
Yo, I’m going to need a source on that dope frog, pretty please. And does it come in a poster?
The most uplifting thing I’ve seen all day.
Magic is real and so is my frog!
*wildfire druid* goodbye… my expendable, immortal, re-summonable friend
The final Wednesday is upon us, let it be out finest
Source? I need to know more about this dope frog
For some reason I read this with an ethereal Kermit the frog voice in my head
My familiar was a tarrasque that was polymorphism into a turtle with no limbs. :/
*vampiric touches the frog* thanks pal
Koob make the Big Die.
That’s so sweet, at least the wizard isn’t alone when he passes
I wish familiars were a real thing ????
Cast vampiric touch through the familiar
*laughs in Otiluke’s Resilient Sphere”
Thanks mister froggo, but i have a better idea.
Homebrew feature of familiars: sacrifice as an action to heal self equal to familiars remaining hp. Cannot resummon for 2d4 days
So, I my wizard’s name is Magni and he has a raven familiar he named Modi. Turns out, my DM decided to make Modi one of only two gods in the universe we’re in. He doesn’t like to interfere in the mortal world, he’s just interested in my character’s capabilities as a wizard because apparently he has a high capacity for magic. What this means is that I have god as my pet who’s just vibin all the time and i don’t know how to tell the party without them losing their shit (luckily we don’t have any clerics or paladins, as modi has said that all religions are dead wrong)