in Dungeons and Dragons I’m not even bothering with tension building anymore. by Baddysunny November 28, 2021, 1:59 pm 9 Comments I’m not even bothering with tension building anymore. 9 Comments Leave a Reply What in the name of cosmic horror Reply The DM attempting to narrate the PCs being born Reply …wait aren’t all testicles made out of flesh though? Reply Now that is indeed interesting as it aint every day you see something lovecraftian here Reply I’m still sorry for calling the focus of all the Earths Power “The Cum Stone”. In my defense, he described it as a milky white color. Reply honestly worst party member ever thats such a shitty thing to say….. as they missed the chance to say fleshticle Reply Re uploaded with improved spelling Reply Don’t you dare stop building the sexual tension. I’m almost there. Reply *sigh* “Ok, That Guy, make a DC 30 perception check with disadvantage. Oh? Failed? The ceiling opens a mouth and eats you. You were too self-absorbed in silly jokes to react. If all your friends still wish to pull you out, they can auto-succeed. But you get a level of exhaustion. The surroundings notice your efforts… Next time you’re distracted like that, they’ll be ready.” Seriously now, my first impulse would be to do this. Nowadays, I would just prevent any such players that don’t match my DMing style from joining up. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.
I’m still sorry for calling the focus of all the Earths Power “The Cum Stone”. In my defense, he described it as a milky white color. Reply
honestly worst party member ever thats such a shitty thing to say….. as they missed the chance to say fleshticle Reply
*sigh* “Ok, That Guy, make a DC 30 perception check with disadvantage. Oh? Failed? The ceiling opens a mouth and eats you. You were too self-absorbed in silly jokes to react. If all your friends still wish to pull you out, they can auto-succeed. But you get a level of exhaustion. The surroundings notice your efforts… Next time you’re distracted like that, they’ll be ready.” Seriously now, my first impulse would be to do this. Nowadays, I would just prevent any such players that don’t match my DMing style from joining up. Reply
Baddysunny
What in the name of cosmic horror
The DM attempting to narrate the PCs being born
…wait aren’t all testicles made out of flesh though?
Now that is indeed interesting as it aint every day you see something lovecraftian here
I’m still sorry for calling the focus of all the Earths Power “The Cum Stone”. In my defense, he described it as a milky white color.
honestly worst party member ever thats such a shitty thing to say….. as they missed the chance to say fleshticle
Re uploaded with improved spelling
Don’t you dare stop building the sexual tension. I’m almost there.
*sigh*
“Ok, That Guy, make a DC 30 perception check with disadvantage.
Oh? Failed? The ceiling opens a mouth and eats you. You were too self-absorbed in silly jokes to react.
If all your friends still wish to pull you out, they can auto-succeed. But you get a level of exhaustion.
The surroundings notice your efforts… Next time you’re distracted like that, they’ll be ready.”
Seriously now, my first impulse would be to do this.
Nowadays, I would just prevent any such players that don’t match my DMing style from joining up.