Samual L Jackson as Pixis, The Rock as Kenny, Johan Hill as Floch, Chris Evans as Erwin, Zendaya as Hange, Tom Holland as Marco, Ted Cruz as Zodiac Killer, Tom Cruise as Colossal Titan, Cate Blanchet as Female Titan, Hugh Jackman as Armor Titan, Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool
Nah they would make Hannes Chris Pratt and Eren Tom Holland and just make it about the two of them in Paradis against Titans, Action Comedy movie and it won’t have any semblance to the original series at all.
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Scarlet Johansson to play onyankopon
Somehow Christian Bale gonna turn himself into titan lol
Steve Buschemi as Levi lmao
It’s perfect.
Damn Tom hiddleston as Eren
Disney hiring a redhead? Seems unrealistic.
Sigma berthol???
Kristen Stewart is perfect for Mikasa. She can fully express every single one of her emotions, like “EREH”, “WHERE SCARF” or “woof woof”
Eren should be Timothée Chalamet
“Oops I dropped my titan condom for my magnum dong”
You forgot Chris Pratt as Floch.
He is so cool!
Actually jean is christian bale and at the end he fucks the twilight girl lol
I facepalmed and muttered “I’ve no doubt they’d do that to Reinah” when I got to the end lmao.
Bro you missed a CLEAR Chris Evans as Erwin cast. Otherwise I love it
Lmao why is this so true ????
Samual L Jackson as Pixis, The Rock as Kenny, Johan Hill as Floch, Chris Evans as Erwin, Zendaya as Hange, Tom Holland as Marco, Ted Cruz as Zodiac Killer, Tom Cruise as Colossal Titan, Cate Blanchet as Female Titan, Hugh Jackman as Armor Titan, Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool
Jamie Foxx wants 2 kill himself????????
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Reiner switching from innocent electro personality to Bats from baby driver personality will be pog
ron weasley as jean is the funniest thing ever
In all seriousness Rupert Grinn would make a great Jean.
this is cursed
Ghost in the Shell moment for Mikasa lmaoooo
Floch is a redhead so they would definitely cast an African American for his role
Tom as Eren does look good tho
Bale should be Zeke, so he could turns himself into a Bat Titan/BATITAN, funniest sh/t i’ve ever seen.
Lmao
Nah they would make Hannes Chris Pratt and Eren Tom Holland and just make it about the two of them in Paradis against Titans, Action Comedy movie and it won’t have any semblance to the original series at all.
Danny De-Vito as Floch is the real answer
Danny DeVito maybe—he might claim he “doesn’t know the series well enough” and Chris Pratt will do it lmao
The weird Erwin Levi ship will become canon.
Bertholdt will be revealed as a bi, having feelings for both Reiner and Annie.
annie kinda bad
Who’s playing Annie?
Zeke is Thor then